i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
(via balloon-lungs)
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
(via balloon-lungs)










2013
Golden GlobeSuperhero AwardsAlso In Attendance: The Batman With Nipples, Dr. Chase Meridian, Invisible Woman, War Machine, Sabretooth, Two-Face, Elektro, Mr. Freeze, Colonel Chester Philips, Aunt May, Chudnofsky
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The Best Pics and GIFs from the Golden Globes
Miss the Golden Globes? Here’s all the action in consumable, Internet form.
arrrg





23 Horrible Ideas for Sexy Halloween Costumes
In this case, we’re using “horrible” as a synonym for “wonderful.”
- haha are you fucking kidding me
- have
- you
- ever
- seen
- this loSER
- let’s see
- his wife took his virginity
- he’s a princess
- he showed hemingway his junk once i think
- yeah
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